SELF-CONTROL QUOTES FUNNY

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“I have a great deal of self-control. I just don’t always choose to use it.” – Unknown

“I have enough self-control to resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

“My self-control is like a rubber band – it can stretch only so far before it snaps back.” – Unknown

“I exercise self-control by eating a piece of cake in one bite.” – Unknown

“I have the self-control of a toddler in a candy store.” – Unknown

“I try to practice self-control, but ice cream just has a way of melting it away.” – Unknown

“I have mastered the art of self-control…when it comes to buying shoes.” – Unknown

“When it comes to self-control, I’m a work in progress, emphasis on ‘work’.” – Unknown

“Self-control? I’m more like a ‘choose your own adventure’ book without any endings.” – Unknown

“I have the self-control of a ninja, but only when it comes to avoiding exercise.” – Unknown

“Self-control is not my superpower. It’s more like my kryptonite.” – Unknown

“I have self-control issues, but luckily pizza is not one of them.” – Unknown

“My self-control is at an all-time high when it comes to binge-watching Netflix.” – Unknown

“I impress myself with my level of self-control when the dessert menu comes out…and then I order two.” – Unknown

“My self-control is like a well-trained dog…it listens sometimes, but other times it just runs away.” – Unknown

“People say I lack self-control, but I prefer to think of it as ‘selective indulgence’.” – Unknown

“I tried self-control once, but then I remembered I had a stash of chocolate in the pantry.” – Unknown

“I have excellent self-control…unless cookies are involved.” – Unknown

“I’m the master of self-control when it comes to staying up late and regretting it the next day.” – Unknown

“Self-control is overrated. I prefer to call it ‘ignoring consequences’.” – Unknown

“I have self-control on my to-do list, right after ‘eat an entire bag of chips’.” – Unknown

“I’m like a superhero with self-control powers…until someone offers me a second slice of pizza.” – Unknown

“My self-control is like a boomerang – it always comes back…but sometimes it takes a while.” – Unknown