QUOTES HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FUNNY

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“Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works, and the wife shops!” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – your spouse.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener!” – Pauline Thomason

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still knows how to groove!” – Unknown

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Congratulations on surviving another year of your spouse’s snoring!” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right. Unfortunately, that person is usually the wife!” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary! May your love continue to blossom like a well-watered plant, or at least similar to your houseplants that have somehow survived!” – Unknown

“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, and then I remember that I put up with you too, so I guess we’re even!” – Unknown

“Marriage: betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever.” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still laughs at each other’s jokes, even after all these years!” – Unknown

“Marriage is all about give and take. You give headaches, and you take naps!” – Unknown

“I’m so lucky to have found someone who is willing to put up with my weirdness and still love me. Happy anniversary!” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband… I mean, the other is the wife… yeah, the wife!” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary! It’s impressive how you have managed to annoy each other for so long and still stay married.” – Unknown

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michel de Montaigne

“Happy anniversary to a couple who still remember what it’s like to be half as wise and twice as stupid!” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park – Jurassic Park!” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary! It’s amazing how two imperfect souls can make such a perfectly flawed marriage.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship built on trust, love, and a whole lot of compromise. And by compromise, I mean one person is always right, and it’s usually not the husband!” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary to a couple who can still tolerate each other’s quirks and oddities!” – Unknown

“Marriage is the relationship where you irritate one person for the rest of your life, and they do the same to you. It’s a beautiful journey!” – Unknown