“I hate when I wear an amazing outfit and no one notices… so I spray it with Windex and walk around like a human disco ball.” – Unknown

“I like my clothes like I like my fries – extra crispy.” – Unknown

“My outfit says ‘carefully crafted,’ but my hair says ‘wildly unattended.'” – Unknown

“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler

“Nothing haunts us like the outfits we didn’t buy.” – Unknown

“My fashion sense is so good that my laundry basket is basically a walk-in closet.” – Unknown

“I don’t dress up to impress others. I dress up to stare at myself in the mirror.” – Unknown

“I don’t run from my problems, I just put on a cute outfit and pretend they don’t exist.” – Unknown

“If you meet someone whose outfit perfectly matches their personality, congratulations, you’ve found a unicorn.” – Unknown

“Fashion is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you end up with a weird flavor combination, but at least it’s still chocolate.” – Unknown

“Who needs a therapist when you can have a shopping spree?” – Unknown

“My fashion motto: ‘When in doubt, wear every accessory you own.'” – Unknown

“My style is like a toddler picking out their outfit – mismatched, colorful, and totally confident.” – Unknown

“I don’t always make good life decisions, but my outfit choices are always on point.” – Unknown

“My fashion sense is stuck between ‘super chic’ and ‘I just rolled out of bed’ – there’s no in-between.” – Unknown

“My favorite part of the day is taking off my bra and throwing on a cozy, oversized sweater.” – Unknown

“I have so many clothes that my closet gives Narnia a run for its money.” – Unknown

“If my closet had a voice, it would say, ‘I’m sorry, but there’s no more room for your emotional baggage.'” – Unknown

“The key to a great outfit is wearing it with confidence… and maybe a little sprinkle of sass.” – Unknown

“I may not have my life together, but at least I have a killer shoe collection.” – Unknown

“I often wonder if my style is spontaneous or if I’m just a walking, talking Pinterest board.” – Unknown

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out? And by ‘stand out,’ I mean wear really weird outfits.” – Unknown