“Santa Claus may not exist, but I still believe in coming down chimneys.”

“This Christmas, let’s be like snowflakes and get laid in every corner of the room.”

“Forget about the naughty or nice list, let’s make our own ‘Dirty Santa’ game.”

“Tis the season to be naughty and sweaty.”

“I may not be Santa, but I can still slide down your chimney.”

“Tangled in the sheets, let’s make this Christmas one wild ride.”

“Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is some adult-only playtime.”

“Let’s pretend to be mistletoe and get naughty under it all night long.”

“This Christmas, let’s deck the halls and our bodies with pleasure.”

“Forget the warm milk and cookies, I prefer some hot action under the covers.”

“If you think Christmas lights are bright, wait until you see what I’ve got in store for you.”

“This holiday season, I want to ride your sleigh all night long.”

“Let’s make our own Christmas miracle and unwrap each other’s fantasies.”

“Santa may have a big belly, but I can show you an even bigger package.”

“Yule log? More like ‘tool’ log, ready for some action.”

“Forget about the snowball fight, let’s have a naked pillow fight instead.”

“I’ll be your personal Christmas gift, just waiting to be unwrapped.”

“Santa Claus is coming… and so am I.”

“Forget about chestnuts roasting on an open fire, let’s roast our love in the bedroom.”

“Baby, this Christmas, let’s jingle our bells all night long.”

“Santa may have his workshop, but I’ve got a bedroom that needs some attention.”

“This holiday season, let’s get tangled in the Christmas lights and each other.”

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

“I may not be Saint Nick, but I can still deliver some holiday cheer.”

“Baby, this Christmas, let’s give each other the gift of pleasure.”

“Tis the season to be naughty and not-so-nice.”

“Merry Christmas, you naughty little elf. Let’s make this a ho-ho-hot holiday.”