“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”
“The important people in my life have always been the people who believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself.”
“I love my job so much, it’s not even work. It’s like a hobby that pays.”
“One person’s annoying is another person’s inspiring and heroic.”
“I don’t want to hear the term ‘female empowerment’ one more time unless it’s followed by the word ‘fist.'”
“Winning is every girl’s dream. But it’s my destiny.”
“Pawnee is the best place in the world, and I want everyone to know it.”
“I love you like a friend, and I’m sexually attracted to you.”
“When it comes to friendship, loyalty is everything.”
“You know what they say, ‘You gotta work to get where you wanna work.”
“I work hard to make the perfect waffle. Those are really my only interests.”
“I didn’t get into government to be popular. I got into government to make a difference.”
“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, work, friends. But either way, work is third.”
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work… third.”
“There is nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.”
“People who buy things are suckers.”
“I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior.”
“I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior worthy of respect and praise.”
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, work, friends. Either way, work is third.”
“I care about you way more than I should.”
“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, work, friends. But work… Third.”
“You know my code: ‘Hoes before bros, uteruses before duderuses, ovaries before brovaries.'”