CRINGE QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”

“Friends are like bras, always there to support you.”

“Friends are the family you choose, so choose wisely…or not, whatever.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…or they could just text you.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. They join in and make it even stupider.”

“Best friends are the people you can be your weird self when you’re around…because they’re just as weird as you are.”

“Friendship is if you have a best friend, you can do anything…even borrow their toothbrush.”

“A best friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still continues to hang out with you.”

“Friends are like potatoes, you can never have enough of them…unless you’re on a diet.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.”

“True friends are like pineapples, they stand tall and wear crowns.”

“Friends are like stars, you may not always see them, but you know they’re always there…unless you’re in a city with lots of light pollution.”

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”

“Friends are like mirrors, they reflect the best parts of you, unless they’re a funhouse mirror.”

“A great friend knows all your stories, a best friend helped you create them.”

“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself…and then critiques you mercilessly.”

“Friends are like bananas, if you peel their skin, they tend to die.”

“A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re slightly cracked.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…unless it’s raining, then they’ll come when it stops.”

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have, unless you’re allergic to clovers.”