BEST BIG BANG THEORY QUOTES

Sheldon: “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”

Leonard: “If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas.”

Sheldon: “I’m not a person who encourages compromise. Compromise makes everyone unhappy.”

Penny: “Oh, look, the horndog has a sensitive side.”

Sheldon: “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”

Howard: “If I were a robot and I knew I could never eat, I’d be really pissed off all the time.”

Sheldon: “I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.”

Leonard: “For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be psychopaths.”

Sheldon: “I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.”

Raj: “I can’t talk to women unless I’m drunk.”

Sheldon: “I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.”

Howard: “I’m not saying my mother is a personification of the Oedipus complex, I’m just saying that that’s a passionate kiss for a 35-year-old man.”

Sheldon: “I’m not insane, my mother had me tested.”

Leonard: “You’re in my spot.”

Sheldon: “I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.”

Penny: “How can you not believe in God? It’s God!”

Sheldon: “I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.”

Leonard: “Once again, you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks. Bazinga!”

Penny: “So you’re saying in an alternate reality, I’m your girlfriend?”

Sheldon: “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested. I’m also not a Gryffindor, I’m a Hufflepuff.”

Howard: “I invented a game. Want to play ‘Thumb War: The Flaming Suicidal Death Match’?”

Sheldon: “I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.”

Penny: “So, what kind of doctor is your mom?” Sheldon: “She’s a Christian. That’s not a job.”

Sheldon: “You’re right, Penny! I totally missed the sarcasm in your voice because it came out of your mouth!”

Leonard: “I’m the king of the nerds.” Sheldon: “I know, I’m the queen.”

Sheldon: “There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ professor.”

Amy: “Sorry I’m late. I had to swing by my computer lab. Somebody jammed all the floppy drives with coconut macaroons.”

Penny: “Sheldon, it’s not cool to be stalkerish.” Sheldon: “That’s the word I’ve been searching for.”